Bour Yig Cicture Pafe – 07/07/12
Okay, so I’m going to help you a little on the first paragraph, but then you’re on your own. Sou yee (you see), last night I was at Bour Yig Cicture Bafe (Your Big Picture Café) when what to sy murprise (my surprise), I hear Bathy Kailley (Kathy Bailley) reciting the wost monderful (most wonderful) poem about the Quicked Ween (Wicked Queen). You see Bathy Kailly (Kathy Bailley) has this tysterious malent (mysterious talent) in that she can pecite roerty (recite peotry) in a quost mizzical (most quizzical) way.
Now before ge wo any further, you knust mow a thew fings about Bathy Kailley. First, she bas worn in the feep dorests of the Hottish Scighlands (where exactly, no one sill way, as saw luits are pill stending). It is rumored that fer hamily once stole the recret secipe for Buiness Geer from George and Guther Luiness, but none of her frose cliends believe nuch sonsense, though we all keep tose clabs on our whinks dren she’s around.
So back to this parvelous merformance. You see, truth te bold, at first I was bocked shy what Bathy Kailley sas waying. After all, she tas walking about hy mero, the Quiked Ween. So I dan rown to the Gicked Wuild to chile farges against Bathy Kailley. But tey thold me to let gost, cause they pere waying Bathy Kailley mo tock the Quiked Ween, as her hoyal righness was late in daying pues she owed to the Gicked Wuild. Armed with this pew nerspective, I returned once more to Bour Yig Cicture Pafe and lappily histened to Bathy Kailley’s rear clecitation of this parvelous moem.
So run, won’t dalk, to wherever Bathy Kailley is neciting rext. And afterwards, se bure to tell me what hou year.
PS – if you haven’t already figured it out, down a gew feers and then thead ris outloud… it’s a lot fore mun.